Sound familiar? I’m sure it does! as we get closer to the living legend’s long awaited * I mean really can they hurry the hell up* Vegas Residency announcement. The faux concern in the media over Britney’s mental health is once again rearing its basic head and frankly my dears not a damn one of you should give a gimme moar giggle about their pressed asses.
Somehow after 2 world tours, 1 showdown with a freakshow, 1 boring XF job, a few settlements in court, a breakup with a criminal, a hook up with a southern boy & 2 will.I.Am songs later…these raggedy bitches still can’t believe she did it.
But I know it, like you know it, like her team/family knows it and most importantly like Britney knows it. There is nothing on Godney’s cheeto stained uggs the media wants more than for Brit to DO somethin’ and have another blackout. One glimpse at the checkout counter will tell you, they want these other HA’S to be B. “Miley Cryus acting out… just like Britney, Justin Bieber melting down… just like Britney, Amanda Bynes…the new Britney Spears.” and while all of these girls and boys with blonde hair and dressed too pretty are getting chaotic, we all know they’ll never be miss american dream. So what do toy soldiers do when they’re the last to know? they cling to the shadow of before the goodbye.
But fear not my lil boxers in the ring before you can even say kimmie more!!! the show will start and they’re gonna realize, like they always do that they can’t blow her out. So naturally this means they’re gonna get back and want a piece of her. But this her game, her rules and someday when it’s all away, they’re gonna have to bow down bitches bow down to exceptional earner’s paycheck and kiss her lily white southern Louisiana ass.
Written by Joanna on 22nd May 2013 and filed under Peers
Cee Lo Green may have just finished a residency at the Colosseum in Las Vegas, but he’s still not about to offer any words of wisdom to Britney Spears about her upcoming Sin City gig at Planet Hollywood.
“She’s a seasoned veteran, you know what I mean,” the returning judge on X Factor said at the Billboard Music Awards. “I don’t know if she needs any of my advice. I need some of hers.”
Meanwhile, Las Vegas show veteran Celine Dion also talked Britney.
“She knows exactly what she needs to do,” said Dion, who is currently recording a new English language album. “She is a hard worker. She’s very talented and you know what, there’s a place for everybody. You just have to make sure you take your seat. You have to make sure you get ready, you prepare yourself, you focus and everybody can do it. She can do it.
“I’m a mom,” she added. “I do my show and I enjoy the moment and I run to my kids. That’s my success.”
Written by Joanna on 18th May 2013 and filed under Peers
Zoe Saldana says she knows the reason why Britney Spears’ star shined so much brighter than other pop stars of her day — and it didn’t have to do with her incredible abs.
The 34-year-old saw the pop starlet in action on the set of “Crossroads,” a 2002 MTV Films-produced flick about three best friends who go on a road trip across the country after high school. Although the movie was panned by a majority of critics, Saldana said it opened her eyes to Spears’ celebrity.
“Britney’s a very beautiful human being,” Saldana told Allure for the magazine’s June 2013 issue. “After I worked with her, I realized that there was a reason why she was the most popular pop artist over so many other pop artists at that time who were more talented, had better voices. And it was because of her heart, her soul.”
Saldana has long been a fan of Spears. In 2011, she told the Daily Beast that she has been on Team Brit Brit since “…Baby One More Time.” Although the two didn’t necessarily become BFFLs while making “Crossroads,” Saldana still gained a respect for her.
“I have so much pride in that,” she said. “I played a character I’d never played before—this little Southern belle—and I got to meet an artist that was at her peak at that time. She had the most amazing energy and was always positive and a very discreet person. We were young, too, and got to make a movie about three friends on a road trip. It was so much fun!”
The “Star Trek” actress isn’t the only celeb to show Spears some love. Before the MTV Movie Awards last month, Selena Gomez revealed Spears inspired her to get a little sexier with her “Come & Get It” performance.
Idolator: “Maybe we’ve all just grown accustomed to seeing Britney Spears pushing boundaries, but the pop provocateur is playing it safe on her Smurfs 2 soundtrack cut “Ooh La La” — and the critics have taken note. While they complimented the song’s sound, nobody seemed particularly floored by it — then again, nobody hated it, either, which is a good thing.”
Spin: “It’s peppy, guitar-bursting dance-pop that shouldn’t overly upset Papa Smurf. After the ‘Britney, bitch’ swagger of ‘Scream & Shout,’ this one is decidedly PG-13, beckoning us to ‘come with me and be my ooh la la.’ Spears will still dance with us if we don’t wear ‘designer clothes,’ she promises.”
E! Online: “The catchy ditty layers Brit-Brit’s whimsical vocals atop upbeat electro bangers, while a rollicking guitar strums in and out. Consider it vintage Britney…with an oddly folksy pop-tart twist.”
Vulture: “‘Ooh La La’ is undeniably reminiscent of ‘I Wanna Go,’ with a little Ke$ha influence thrown in there. She raps! Well, actually, she speaks: ‘Turn it up till the speakers pop.’
MuuMuse: “It’s a shimmering, summery guitar-led track with a punchy pulse, very similar to Madonna‘s ‘Superstar’ off of MDNA (‘Ooh la la, you’re my superstar!’).”
Popdust: “Word on the web is that ‘Ooh La La’ sounds exactly like a Katy Perry song, and while we wouldn’t exactly dispute that—it was written by Bonnie McKee, who penned some of Perry’s biggest hits—it does have an appropriately sugary take on EDM. No grime this time for Britney, and no Perry-style double-entendres either; this is a song from a kids’ movie, and it shows.”
Metro: “So what’s ‘Ooh La La’ like? It’s a moody, stripped down little acoustic number, in which Britney meditates on ego and mortality amidst avant-garde instrumentation reminiscent of Bon Iver. Ha, no, it’s a bouncy summer pop song with agreeably nonsensical lyrics like ‘Baby, come with me and be my ooh la la.’ But wouldn’t my version be amazing?”
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